When Cypress Hill sang Insane In The Membrane; Insane In The Brain… it was Biff they were singing about!
Biff is the insane incense that your life has been missing. Our proprietary blend of herbs, flavours and other such goodness is THE product for all your incense researching needs!
Not that we recommend smoking it, (it’s not for human consumption, of course) but allegedly, if you were to smoke it, it would get you high like you’d just smoked a bong of the finest green… but of course we don’t sell it for that, we sell it for you to look at and smell and generally enjoy in other legitimate ways…
This stuff is top drawer bone-fide madness in capsule form.
These bath salts will have your bath tripping its little legs off for the next 3 hours. Obviously this research product isn’t for human consumption, that would just be crazy, it’s just for your legitimate research purposes, but if you happen to live in a country where your legitimate research includes eating products like boom, then you would soon discover that this is a top class hallucinogenic product, brand new to the research chemical market, that would send you off on a trip somewhere between LSD and mushrooms, that’ll last a good 3 to 5 hours.
Of course, we aren’t selling Boom for such a use; we’re selling it for you to use in your research experiments, or to put in the bath if you feel inclined.
Coke these days, probably 30% pure if you’re lucky; speed, about 15%; MDMA is rarely that lovely translucent brown rock anymore; pills are full of caffeine… but this here ZAP, this is our proprietary blend of 100% grade A bath salts.
Stick these in your bath and watch it get off its proverbial tits. This close cousin of all your old favourites is set to replace them as your one new favourite stimulant based research chemical.
After many a long night, our researchers are have finally developed the best bath salt blend available on the market today. Obviously you are not to snort this stuff, but our renegade researchers tell us if you did, you’d be up all night, dancing and talking shit like it was going out of fashion: just like back the good old days when illegal chemicals were worth buying…
But that sounds like too much fun, so we just sell this stuff for you to do your research experiments on.